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"Does this elevator ever work?!?!?!"

"If cops make you paranoid, this isn't the place to be. Otherwise, this is a very safe place to eat because the police eat here."

"This is Chicago. I'm not pulling into a parking spot so some thugs can sneak up on me from behind! Street knowledge saves lives."

"Did you know there is an exhibit in The Smithsonian Institute featuring the village of Park Forest?"

"You get a 5 cent discount per bag when you bring your own bags."

"This place looks like it hasn't been cleaned since the FIRST George Bush was president!"