David Knowles

"Order the Dirty Old Man. It's like El De La Foto, But with the chorizo instead of the beef dog."

"Everyone recommends the same stuff for a reason. For two people you need 2 xiao long bao, 1 pork/shrimp/chive dumplings, 1 garlic green beans, and 1 beef pancakes. Authentic Chinese is THE BEST."

"This place is freaking disgusting. Anybody who thinks this is a good burger has never had one. Who waits in line for this shit? Rudest, worst customer service ever."

"Be warned that the spa here is a brothel. Right next to the gym and pool that families are using, pretty brazen."

"Ask to talk to Pedro the owner and get a mix of the tapas."

"That had to be the shortest, smallest, and most pointless tram I have ever seen."