joe bob

"The slush drinks never melt. Must be some sort of witchcraft..."

"I love bad bitches, that's my fuckin problem."

"Get three friends (or strangers) and for a few bucks each, try to beat the classic Simpsons arcade game."

"Get ripped and play darts."

"They get some big name comedians, however I'm not a big drinker and don't appreciate the 2 drink minimum and would rather not pay $5 for a small bottle of water, but I understand they have to make $$$"

"The tri-tip sandwich was good but ciabatta is an odd choice for a sandwich consisting of BBQ meat."