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"Don't bother if you're over the age of 22. Even if you're 22&1/2 you'll look like the oldest person there."

"Totally gross...don't stay here."

"Do the VersaSpa spray tan... Best thing around!"

"Sarah J is one of the best in Lincoln! Come see her!"

"Nicest pharmacists in Omaha!"

"Best Fritos Chilling Pie around!"