Greg

"Free air is broken"

"Room 202 is the hottest room. AC can't keep up and fails often. Had to sweat it out for 2 nights before they took care of me. Not thrilled. Oh, they will tell you they are full. BS!"

"Oops. Jk. I meant he works at wildhorse"

"Bar tender Markham is a libertarian, tax protestor."

"I made this location under its correct name: Chet Holidield Federal Building."

"Guaranteed BJ if you find the cute little Asian server.... What's Japanese for Hoover?"