Jim Rice

"Enjoy some delicious Timbits...oh wait! Tim Horton's was replaced by Dunkin Donuts!"

"Try and urinate while James Harrison watches!"

"If you have a Starbucks gift card...be sure to register for the Starbucks Rewards program at Starbucks.com!"

"Come on Thursday night to witness Corey Jacobs aka C-Diddy perform classic hits while adding his own "I love sluts" Remix!"

"Stop in and get siqqqqq Affliction tees from Corey and Tim!"

"Partake in a lovely marathon of Judd Apatow movies and programs w/ Mike Phillips!"