Victor Cruz

"Chocolate, merienda, everything is good! Plus free History lesson!"

"Eating here is like joining a cult. Your food takes the same time to arrive as the promised messiah. Then you find out your order isn't available and is not coming at all."

"Super yummy flaming mangoes. Must try!"

"There's a not-so-secret smoking area with the cellular receivers and satellite dishes."

"Hershey's Dark Choco Loco - for those who want a hot treat without caffeine."

"Arrive before 6am or after 8am on weekdays for a shorter (sometimes non-existent) line"