Jay Nix

"3 dollars! 3 USD for tater tots instead of home fries. Ohhhh rrrrrrrrreally!!"

"It's cold. Be sure to wear a life preserver if you go far out and look out for sharks."

"This late model Lincoln Luxury Sedan by Ford Motor Company features many modern amenities like air conditioning, power door locks and windows as well as a moon roof."

"This Über has heated seating with real Corinthian leather. So rrrrrrich."

"The linens were provided by Tommy Hilfiger!"

"Greek Salad is excellent!"