Mike Emery

"Spring 2014 - *major* construction work going on. Make sure you know where your gate is."

"A comfortable bed but why I need a power-of-a-million-suns nightlight that I can't turn off I don't know."

"Surely that was the breakfast of the gods. Get up early to allow yourself more time to enjoy it."

"The nearest coffee machine is a long way away. Be prepared."

"The nearest supermarket closes at 19:30. Exit through the main gate and turn left. There is an ATM there too."

"You *will* adhere to the timetable."