Brian Kelly

"Two words: Habanero Margarita. It's not on the menu, but if you have the guts, ask for it by name."

"The "Holiday Menu" is extremely limited and uninspired. They should really warn you when you make your reservation."

"Chefs de France accurately recreates a Parisian restaurant in that you will wait at least 45 minutes after your reservation for your table and the hostess is the rudest cast member at Disney."

"The only place to get a salt bagel in town."

"Eat elsewhere"

"Unless surly service, mediocre ingredients, and underwhelming chefs are your thing, go to Kobe instead."