Nathaniel Pierce

"Bring Whiskey and dont look her in the eye. Medusa ain't got shit on her..."

"Everything here is filled with righteousness and glory."

"Liquor license? No? What?!"

"Maggy and Ian are awesome!!! :D... Even though Ian hates my guts."

"Don't get ran over in the parking lot. Or inside by the mobs of people who have more money than brains. If they do run into you, trip them and slap their first born. Work everytime."

"We're friggin' awesome. There's YOUR tip!"