Jeffrey Moreira

"If you have a Bank of America card, you can get free admission for yourself every first full weekend of the month!"

"Plain slice: cheap and delicious. Don't let the outside scare you, delicious pizza awaits!"

"Stop at Sephora first for a fragrance to carry around because this store has a bad case of B.O."

"Bros, if you're here against your will with your girl, I feel you. Hang tight, think happy thoughts, it'll be over soon."

"Steak Queso Burrito all day, every day."

"It should be a requirement to shower before entering tournaments."