Alex Dean

"try the octopus appetizer. also use the hotel's bathroom (waldorf-astoria!)"

"steal from thursday afternoon kegs, dey have free food/drinx"

"order the italian coffee (sambucca!)"

"do tai chi with the chinese senior citizen community, every day starting a lil b4 sunrise"

"buy coffee, wait for restroom for 20 mins, be told it is no longer in service b/c the lock is broken"

"go here and eat a hotdog."