Mark Davidson

"Don't ask for two shots of Irish whiskey in your coffee because the barrista will just stare at you blankly and you'll be holding up the line... I'm only funny *after* I have my coffee!"

"Compare prices on a 13" 2.26GHz MacBook Pro with the MacBook. The MacBook is $200 less, has the same specs, and a larger hard drive."

"If you have pancakes, upgrade them with blueberries and whipped cream for an extra $2.00. With the Norm's $2.00 e-coupon, it's a wash. Coupon is good until 2/22."