Dana Eveland

"Apparently you really like the name The Poop Parlor... Couldn't come up with something awesome on your own?"

"I don't know who this wanna-be down the road thinks he is, but this is the one and only Poop Parlor."

"The crab cakes are good and the people are extremely nice. They do accept credit cards, but cards have to be run in the convenience store."

"The pillbox at the top is very muddy, windy and cold. Bring something to sit on while you wait for the sunrise (like old towels you can throw away or even a trash bag)."

"Without exaggeration, over half the machines here are out-of-order. And the floors are filthy."

"Sit at the bar after 10pm - awesome drink & app prices!"