Tim Burrowes

"Rooftop bar isn't as picked as you might expect - you'll usually get a table"

"Mention you're at a loose end as you check in and they'll give you a voucher for the casino. Put it on black. If you lose, no loss. If you win, cash in immediately and walk away..."

"Beware of the rangas"

"If patience is a virtue, ANZ offers you an easy route to sainthood"

"For breakfast try the Welsh rarebit, for lunch the reubens sandwich. And for Sunday roast plan no more than sleeping it off afterwards..."