Seth Sobel

"Sunflowers bloom mid-July."

"You should have called ahead for seating."

"Outlets aren't what they used to be. It used to be that you could get a good deal on markouts or overstocks. Now, it's just a place for factories to sell you stuff at full or nearly full price."

"You have to pay in cash, but it's always the cheapest place around."

"A good haircut fast, and the price is right."

"Good pizza, but expensive. The pizza has shrunk over the years too."