Jason

"Dear Douchebag, When you do cable rows, if you can't let the weight stack down without slamming it, it's probably too heavy for you. And if you think you look cool slamming the weights...nah."

"Cash only. And you get what you pay for. So if you want cheap sushi...enjoy (and don't say I didn't warn you)."

"270 steps. Beautiful view."

"The Crab Eggs Benedict is orgasmic."

"If you haven't tried it yet, you should! 3 minutes at -140C sounds like torture, but when you're done, it feels amazing!"

"Best gym ever. Inspiration drips from the walls. No spa. Equipment is rusty and old. Smells a bit funky sometimes. Great place for a serious workout."