Giovanni Fiorini

"Lingerie department has the best customer relations. Go to lingerie for all your purchasing needs!"

"This man will check into your home without actually being near it, false check-in Kenny is his foursquare name"

"Ask for the happy endings suite you won't regret it."

"its cheaper if you buy the box"

"In His name we praise! Amen!"

"The locals are nice, but read the parking signs they are tricky!"