Unmiserable Cleveland

"$2 drinks after 2 pm with drink purchase after 2!"

"They accept credit (via Square), but don't be a doof and charge a couple bucks. They're small biz, so make it $5+ (my opinion)."

"Try the biscotti. One of each. Not too dry, but perfect with coffee."

"Use the Electrolux Wash-&-Dry. It's $7.75 a load (big load!) and does all the work for you. Load and leave! It'll text you when it's done."

"Get a steamed bun from Noodlecat and a brat from Frank's. Good lunch."

"Best bike mechanics in town, hands down."