Ulrik Poulsen

"If you're here during Royal Ascot 2011 you should go see Fully FunKtional at the silver ring band stand or main stage."

"Amazing place! And if you've got your video camera handy you might be able to make a few bob on You've Been Framed if you try the hammock!"

"Best mulled wine I've had in the UK. Almost as good as Scandinavian Glögg."

"If you're a function band you're in luck. Easy load in, a sound limiter that doesn't work, and music cut off at 11.30. Perfect!"

"Best value pizza north of the river (I don't know about south - I never go there)"

"Check out the band that play here on Wednesdays. "True Ingridients" Funk/soul/freestyle. Brilliant."