Tyler Schwartz

"Waiting in line, just waiting in line Lalalalalala."

"Ive just moved to LA from NYC and I gotta know which UCB rocks more socks, and tells more violent jokes involving kittens. If you have to ask, you dont know..."

"One of em got into my backpack. Now I've got a squirrel in my backpack."

"Yay free concerts!!!"

"The dip! Go get a smoothie downstairs afterwards."

"The food and accommodations were decent, but the service was terrible."