Tyler R.

"I spy MALL WALKERS! Ha."

"Just keep walking. Try not to shake anyone's hand if you don't want to donate any money.."

"Save a lot of minutes and get dropped off quickly in the bus area -- beats playing "avoid the taxis""

"Key. Lime. Pie. Get it, you will not be disappointed."

"Screens are broken so listen closely...also, welcome to the basement of ORD."

"Waited 10 minutes, nobody even looked at me. Hostess was picking her nose. Avoid this bullshit and head to Chilis."