Scott Miller

"Millers Sumer home. Some are home. Some are not? And, no we do it have Prince Albert in a can."

"Let someone know if you find Lindy's baby"

"If you're going to D.C. go South. Headed to Baltimore? Go North. Headed for trouble? Go straight to hell. Thanks for the ride; it's been pleasant."

"Always attitude at the valet stand. Screw this service. At least the you can self park for the great low price of $20. Marriott needs to send their staff through training at 4S."

"Foursquare told me to leave a rip so I left 20%..."

"While fishing here, please don't succumb to pier pressure. Catch your own fish."