Casey T

"Feed the baby. Change the baby. Watch the baby."

"Lil lotion baby has grown up. Through creative childcare and intense moisturization, he has thrived. Come say hi!"

"Is Jamie back there? Kick him once for me!"

"It's against the law to frown in Hot Dog City"

"The hot dogs are alright I guess."

"Very hospitable. Good pizza. Buy your beer across the street."