Todd Shelton

"Salespeople: leave me alone unless I ask for help! #veryannoying"

"Run! Run for your life!!"

"Watch for how your bread gets buttered...every Mark, Rick and Steve drops by to admire the track lighting."

"Pricey joint and watch for the pick pocketers"

"High class behavior is always expected."

"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain."