Tristan Fulcher

"Bring your own floats as Vivacity apparently don't want you to use theirs. Not a very good attitude towards learning to swim."

"East Coast are far too expensive and not very reliable. Get a First Capital Train to London. It's a longer journey, but they're a lot cheaper and more reliable."

"It's not a spelling mistake. Whittlesea train stations is spelt with an "a" and not a "y""

"The real-ales are a real treat!"