Trevor Godley

"This place looks like a modified motel 6 dressed up as a Nantucket Beach paradise. It is overrun with kids who scream and cry. The "suites" don't have doors between rooms, the Internet is terrible.run"

"The Mayor is da biggest pimp in dis town. He had all da hoezz"

"You can hang here for hours on end. Just swaying in the wind. Bring a book!"

"There may or may not be strippers here"