Trent Slichter

"Can't decide between Wienerschnitzel and Jagerschnitzel? Try getting the Jagerschnitzel breaded like the Wienerschnitzel!"

"Its cold inside. Bring warm clothes even if it's hot outside."

"Its cold inside. Bring warm clothes even if it's got outside."

"Phone was on for the entire flight accidentally and we didn't die. How much truth is there to that myth anyways?"

"I don't see what all the buzz about the TSA is. I thought the officer at the x-ray was rather pretty. Never mind the 4th amendment violations when she's around ;)"