Trent Johnson

"Beware: They stained my dress shirt in an awkward spot near the shoulder—impossible to do while wearing. The owner crossed his arms and simply denied; he wouldn't even review or discuss."

"Order the fresh blueberry margaritas from 2A."

"View the Matisse: Radical Invention, 1913-1917. It's one of the most astounding major museum shows I've seen in a while."

"Tie a wish onto the Yoko Ono Wishing Tree."