Trent Fergusson

"Sit as close to the front desk as you can. The staff have a tenancy to only read out patients name's loud enough for the first row of chairs to hear."

"The queues take forever"

"Don't believe what they say, the burgers AREN'T better at Hungry Jacks"

"Toss around vomit in a pizza box"

"Try some of the pizza; it's great!"