Simon Scriver

"Best public toilets in Dublin"

"Don't go to the cinema with your girlfriend’s friends."

"Hate this place. Play 'The Price Is Right' to pass the time."

"Great if you like distressed wood, gratuitous use of the word 'poulet', and floral aprons that can be used as book-ends."

"If The Magic Numbers were a restaurant..."

"You can donate to or fundraise for this amazing charity at http://www.sponsor.ie/charity/dogstrust"