Too-bias Funke

"It is no longer fashionable to drink PBR. Grow up you wankers!"

"As a cat I highly recommend this place."

"I can run faster than any dog, I can climb trees and I can be left alone for hours. Cats rule!"

"Damn, The cheese fries here rule."

"I'm going to get wasted!"

"Wow, so much history here, it's haunted and they serve cats!"