Tony Perk

"They changed the menu and won't make me the sandwich I've enjoyed for 7 years. Jacked up prices. Won't be around in 6 months. Too bad, used to be a favorite."

"I swear the line on the right goes faster"

"Every price they quote you is 8% less than what they charge you. You won't be told this until these jerks are done with your repair"

"Moose tracks shakes are amazing!"

"Joy was a great server! Good deals on the lunch menu. Try the turkey sandwich."

"Don't come here if you are in a hurry! Or of you want refills on your soda! Or if you have any requests ... Why am I here?"