Tony Hernandez

"Don't yell out "don't fall" to the tightrope walkers. It totally makes you look like an asshole... ;)"

"Jack D. Is a cry baby. It's definitely worth any wait, in any weather. Try the Blisscakes!!!!!"

"Circus is pain, stop crying."

"POINT. YOUR. TOES!!!!!!"

"This place is coolest when Meredith is not home."

"If Meredith Taylor is in town, chances are Chipotle is out of burritos..."