Tommy Inglis

"Let's be honest you are in Fallon, there is no tip."

"Ismug comes free with every product."

"If you encounter a local say something regarding a lifted truck and hide your iPhone."

"You get -10 IQ for setting foot into this place, and yes she is inbred."

"Your half between bum Fuck and you have a purty mouth, you've been warned."

"Beware the girls have grapes and drive trucks."