Tom Lindsey

"Bring crayons to color the paper they put on the exam bed...what? there is nothing to do in here not even a year old magazine"

"Sleep with one eye open"

"Bring a book to read count the green lights. Why are the people in the front always the last to see that the light is green"

"This is not a "fast" food place"

"Aaaaaaaa this place is noise make sure you are not next to the service elevator unless you need to be up at 5 am"