Tom Goosmann

"If you have a lot of spin on your drives, bring an extra dozen balls! ⛳"

"Off the list! Men's room Easter Sunday smelled like a Penn station toilet in the middle of winter. If you're bathroom is left like that, what's going on in your kitchen?"

"New Haven MTA schedules revert back to "normal" on March 7. Normal would be to bring back the 5:41, which was canned for the 5:50. I suggest we take to the streets. Seems to work in the middle east."

"Now serving Chiclets!"

"Here's a thought: let's have a nice quiet ride. No cellphone yapping' loud keyboard rappin' or news paper snappin'. Relax. Enjoy the ride."