Tom Croom

"Not sure what's worse... idiot tourists on planes LEAVING Orlando, or the ones ARRIVING. Both have their unique flavor of hell on Earth. Best advice in either case? Plan for EXTRA TIME. :)"

"Find Mary Mint or Pepper Mint (models) at PinUpalooza. Tell them they have really, really nice feet. Smile. Then walk away."

"Learn the back roads!"

"Rub, but never scratch."

"This location is TERRIBLE. They couldn't take my Starbucks card because the "machine was broken." Next, they got my order wrong (ordered and charged for a Venti, gave me a Tall.) Apathetic staff."

"Yes, I can get these books cheaper online - but the extra money paid is for the atmosphere and personal service... WORTH EVERY PENNY. (Support local businesses!)"