Tom

"This is the SLOWEST place on earth to find help from someone. Why didn't I just go to Lowes?"

"One of the dirtiest, most delayed airportS on the east cost, but they charge for WiFi. Typical Philly"

"Not as nice a Charlotte but it will do."

"Probably one of the best pizzas in town. Blows Domino's, the Hut and Papa John's hands down"

"You know what's nice about JDR, nothing else's is served but Jack!"

"Be careful, the guy in the Pro Shop is a Bama fan!"