Todd B

"Even though the balconies are built perfectly to pee off of, don't. They get super upset."

"Don't use the bathroom on this floor. Because there isn't one."

"Clean carpets, the occasional black cat sighting, some barking dogs...this floor has it all."

"It's a road! Be sure to drive on it!"

"Worlds better than 42A. That place is a dump!"

"Free goldfish...FREE GOLDFISH!!!!"