Toby Jordan

"Best pizza shop in town."

"If you want a place where everyone remembers your name and your drink of choice then look no further."

"Largest "genius" to customer ratio I've seen in an apple store. However none seemed 2 want 2 make a sale. All seemed 2 be too busy having convos among themselves. Waited 10mins before being approached"

"Purpose built shit hole in the middle of nowhere. Don't get off the bus"