Trevor Jones

"Ignore everything Radios lav says."

"Ignore earlier tips as the place is being upgraded and is now a brilliant place for a holiday."

"Tom's wrong, bow."

"If you hire a car you can get about more as it's 10 minutes drive from Albufiera. It's a lovely place to stay, nothing fancy but clean and with great staff."

"Buy food, take home, eat."

"The men, try the men."