Tj Watson

"If you can find the switch that turns on the bubbles in the jacuzzi you win a free waffle in the morning. BTW, bring your own broom, this lobby floor looks like it hasn't been swept in months!"

"Try not to come here very often."

"Get the best computer bargain in town!"

"Try the wings, they are amazing! Also, on Thursdays they have Domestic Steins for only $2.99!!!"

"Don't end up here as a patient."