Jessica Venticinque

"Rude salespeople. Told me if I wasn’t going to buy that day, that I couldn’t do a test drive."

"The peach cocktail is delicious. It's tart and tangy."

"Foursquare is a jerk. We are here."

"If your dog isn't fixed DON'T bring it at all."

"The guy who lives next door will come and yell at you if your dog barks too much. Meanie face!"

"I had one of my corners scraped up by someone in a parking lot. Never found out who. They buffed it out till it was almost new just because I got a car wash. They're wonderful."