Tim Thomson

"Best Tom Yum soup in Massachusetts!!!"

"They say if you listen real close, you can hear her voice telling you to leave because you're bothering her..."

"The high fives here are sick! But don't ask for a down low, it's too slow."

"The Bruins roll is excellent, and the Zombies here are great."

"If you know the right people, you can get VIP roof access to the volcanic Boner City!"