Timothy Lee

"this chilis sucks"

"this wendys has terrible service"

"2-ply paper in the bathroom?? I knew I should have gone here for law school!"

"somehow this place already looks dated"

"I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle."

"No queso?? Let's get it together, Chipotle."