Tim Lang

"Don't use the drive up night drop box."

"get your dick wet!"

"The doughnuts are fucking delectable! Order them for dessert if you know what's good for you!"

"play 'just the tip' with Jake!"

"try renting out the available room on the first floor! it's awesome!"

"I bought a headlight bulb I didn't need and tried to return it. apparently my finger touching the bulb voids any kind of return. the guy was kind of an asshole."