Tim Kauer

"You know what? Everyone should just take it easy and calm down. Its a busy, understaffed post office. So just take it down a notch, count on being in line for 5-15 minutes, and you'll be fine."

"If its convenient, the champlin target has better pricing. Because target prices based on zip code."

"Coupon Tuesday is awesome, but read the fine print on your coupons because they're dicks about it!"

"Bengal football rules!!!"

"This place is stupid busy during lunch. Don't bother if that's what time it is."

"Female patrons display a surprising distaste when offered moustache-rides."