tom martin

"Don't bother the people on Segways while they're eating a pretzel. They have electric batons."

"chicken & biscuit saved my life!!!"

"Best recording studio in Brooklyn! Where dreams are made."

"Karczma! Best place in Greenpoint! Try the White Bosch,and ask for the Polish language menu, the prices are cheaper ;) ... j/k"

"Watch out for Michele B., she likes to hide behind the flip flop aisle and jump out and scare you."

"Try the banana mayo sushi roll if you dare."